Selection Smooth Bent Billiard (3) Tobacco Pipe

With apologies to the band Stealers Wheel, my first thought when examining this pipe: "Birdseye to the right, windswept grain to my left, here I am, talking 'bout this pipe with you." Thank you, that will be on my debut album, "Complete Waste of Time." The bulbous bowl allows even more room for all that birdseye and grain. The grain is particularly interesting to me in that it is coming from the middle in waves. There's a lot of action in this pipe, and for a short time only, if you buy this pipe, I'll throw in my debut album for free*.

*Album may come in the form of nothing at all.

--Cosmo Iannopollo